Rim Job

Say it loud, say it proud, Rim Job!

Problem

Have you ever had such a nasty-looking toilet bowl that an unfortunate build-up of limescale (hopefully) has attached itself to the rim edge of the toilet bowl? No, me neither. This was built for my mate, honest.

Solution

Print the Rim Job tool and hook it under the rim which automatically places (like magic - people) the ‘rimmer’ (the saw tooth edge) against the inner rim. Using nothing but your own strength and the marvel of friction (someone said this was a science thing, nutters) move the Rim Job up and down allowing the rimmer to make contact with the rim edge.

Before your very eyes (or just one eye if like me you are blind in one) the perfectly normal build-up of something that is almost certainly a gift from the pixies will start to dislodge, don't worry, the pixies are fine with it.

Rimmer

The built-in rimmer on the tools inside edge is where the magic happens, you and your rimmer are going to be friends.

Realisation

You are now clearly at the point where you understand the genius of my design and the peak of your intellect - you have just downloaded and printed the Rim Job, you are basically a star at this point.

Viral

By now you have rightly decided you wish to share the brilliance that is your very own Rim Job story with your parents, your spouse, your special someone, your submissive whose job it normally is to clean the toilet without any tools, even your kids - the entire world.

Tell Granny all about the very first time you felt comfortable rimming for all your worth, you may even share that you used rubber gloves for protection as you did it - the look of joy on her face is what dreams are made of.

Who could blame you - not me - this needs to go viral baby, viral I say.